Welcome to OwnAHoe.com. Home of the Hoeiest Owniest website evah. As the owner of the local animal shelter told me once "Every dog has his day" he then proceeded to sell a golden retriever to the local chinese restaurant. Then he looked at me and told me "Today was that dogs day, and he got FUCKED."

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